1. To: Senator Inhofe, R-[it’s not]OK

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    November 17, 2014 by Present Occupant

    TODAY’S THE BIRTHDAY of the senior senator from the great state of Oklahoma: James Mountain Inhofe, Republican. Senator Inhofe vociferously denies that …
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  2. XOXOXOXOXO

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    November 11, 2014 by Present Occupant

    PRESIDENTS XI + OBAMA are hosting a presser — right now — live from the APEC Summit. What was that …
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  3. This is about the Book of Genesis

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    November 11, 2014 by Present Occupant

    NOT TRUE! It’s about the exhibition the book’s based on. Sebastião Salgado: Genesis is on view for two more months at the …
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  4. My Kind of Rakish Charm

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    October 29, 2014 by Present Occupant

    WALKING HOME FROM the office yesterday, Present Occupant could’ve hugged a man outside Town Hall. If you walk the route …
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  5. Don’t toss this bean bag.

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    October 25, 2014 by Present Occupant

    COFFEE MIGHT MEAN a lot to you. Like consciousness, maybe? And whether you get your coffee on the outside or you’re …
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  6. These things don’t grow on trees.

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    October 19, 2014 by Present Occupant

    AND THEY OFTEN END UP — apart from being just plain ol’ unsightly litter — causing actual suffering. When P.O. …
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  7. “Wait, wait! Don’t flush me?”

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    October 8, 2014 by Present Occupant

    LET’S SAY YOU’RE PLAYING JEOPARDY and the category is “Things You Should Flush.” (Let’s also say there’s no live studio audience while …
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